Sunday, March 1, 2009

PSALM 2008-2012


Hat tip to Dean

From the Book of Obama
Psalm 2008-2012

Obama is my Shepard, I shall not want.
He leadeth me besides the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Breadline,
I shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.
From henceforth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.

But I am glad I am an American.
I am glad that I am Free.
But I wish that I was a dog and Obama was a tree!

2 comments:

Sabra said...

Of, if only it would be that easy... "But I wish that I was a dog and Obama was a tree."

Faultline USA said...

Excellent poem worthy of a mass e-mailing!